We inform our customers that lady because of a magnetic storm the receiving phone will vibrate for 20 min. mettetevelo ass and godeteci!
Among 30 seconds your phone will start to vibrate, place it on your thigh and see the result: no more cellulite!
E 'scientifically proven that those who read the text the right hand, have a small penis! PS: and now it is useless to change hands!
Tim ScripTIM: Category Index: Stars: Fish for fish bad day today, now if your girlfriend will make with your best friend, be careful.
Usually a small pea with a low IQ and reads the message and see them flashing ... No luck X are one of those, right?
TIM / OMNITEL etc. ..: Want to send free SMS for a whole month??
you?? And then what the fuck you want?? a cell phone as a gift?? but it goes to work ...
20 cm enters your mouth, a white liquid you spange is everywhere, it happens that even the hairs you have left between the teeth ....
deficient, it is time to change your toothbrush!
TIM inform that you can now buy only 18 euro expansion kit of your brain. Try
too pleased to make correct sentences and thoughts!
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